fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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