Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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