All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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