Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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