so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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