i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Can Purell be used as lube?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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