Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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