You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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