I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
