lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
This is my gift to your gina
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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