My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
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You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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