You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
