Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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