If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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