there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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