We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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