Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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