i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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