I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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