at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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