how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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