Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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