You work out of a Hotel?
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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