i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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