I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I just want to make out with him forever
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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