I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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