Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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