You made me cry and you don't even care
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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