mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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