my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
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So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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