Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Randomize
