You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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