hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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