We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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