But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
