brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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