South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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