North Korea, Best Korea!
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
