The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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