Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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