Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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