I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
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He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
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I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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