We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
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We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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