Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Do you still have your period?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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