Sponge bath it is.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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