He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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