You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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