3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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