we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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