Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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