After last night, I could never be a politician.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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