I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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