Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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