Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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