Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
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I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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