What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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