they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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