So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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