): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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